Keep Moving Please
A Maine teenager captured an unusual video of a moose running down a street and stopping in front of her camera to seemingly perform a dance. The Elmwood Resort Hotel posted a video to Facebook this week showing a moose running down a rural road toward the filmer's school bus stop.

He Should have Tried some Vanishing Cream.
Burglary suspect caught despite spraying legs with fire extinguishers in attempt to elude arrest. Deputies, with help from bystanders, found the suspect walking nearby. He had a white powdery substance on his legs and was taken into custody. He did admit to breaking into the Family Dollar store in an attempt to steal cigarettes and added that he stole the fire extinguishers and sprayed himself in an attempt to elude capture.  

Woman found with crack pipe in her vagina…. just storing it for a friend
A woman arrested for cocaine possession told jailers in Florida that the crack pipe found hidden in her vagina was not her property, but rather she was storing the drug paraphernalia for a friend.

Where is da Wurst
Police were called in to break up a fight over sausages at Daimler shareholder meeting. Shareholders were celebrating the company's highest-ever dividend payout. But the celebrations were overshadowed when a woman complained a man was helping himself to too many sausages from a buffet table

Living the Dream, Teenager arrested for allegedly masturbating in Kum & Go convenience store.
A teenager from Des Moines is facing a charge of indecent exposure in Mason City, Iowa. At about 2:30pm last Monday, there was a report of a male masturbating inside the Kum & Go convenience store