A Connecticut woman sought help from law enforcement after claiming a pizza shop delivered the wrong order.
The woman said she ordered a small half-cheese, half-bacon pizza from Empire Pizza, but instead received a half-hamburger pizza.

It’s all about Protecting the Assets
Husband divorces wife after she kicked his penis and claimed he was too fat to satisfy her sexually

1,428 bags worth of heroin in his Rectum!
Vermont State Police said a man found with drug paraphernalia in his car during a traffic stop was concealing 1,428 bags worth of heroin in his rectum.

Mans Best Friend
Dog comes home with surprise for family: Bag of marijuana

 He was in The Zone
Man, 69, 'drove six miles with his screaming wife, 50, clinging to roof of his Toyota and claims he didn't know she was there'

Say Chheeeeeessse
New York nurse loses license for taking picture of patient's penis