Don’t drive drunk, especially when you have a 15-foot tree wedged in the grille of your car.
Maryann Christy has 99 problems and a birch is one. On January 23, the 54-year-old was driving her 2004 Lincoln in Illinois. However, there were two teensy weensy issues that may have tipped off police that she was driving while intoxicated. First, she was driving the wrong way. Second, she was driving with a giant tree lodged in the grille of the front of her car

As Americans become ever more informed,
We could be within a generation of Kim Kardashian getting elected president.

I’m Glad This is Over, The Breast Bill Should Die, for lack of support
The efforts of two New Hampshire lawmakers to expand the state’s public indecency law to include female toplessness appears headed for defeat following an 18-0 vote by the Criminal Justice and Public Safety Committee to recommend the full House scuttle HB 1525 when it takes action later this month.


Hunt for woman who led police on high-speed chase while driving Mystery Machine
A woman from Shasta County, California, led law enforcement officers on a high-speed pursuit in a van painted to look like the 'Mystery Machine' from the Scooby Doo cartoon. According to police, a woman was found operating the 1994 Chrysler minivan painted teal and green. When officers tried to conduct a traffic stop, she took off and escaped in the van.


With winter just about over, it’s time for some of the best winter fails, from Fail Army