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Ashley Keister is a Pennsylvania woman charged with breaking into a police station and assaulting multiple officers after she was asked to stop harassing an officer she apparently wanted to date, WNEP reports.
 
One Date????
Jacqueline Ades, is accused of stalking a man she met on a dating site allegedly threatened to turn his kidneys into sushi in one of some 159,000 text messages allegedly sent over the course of 10 months. via the Arizona Republic
 
Woman charged after tying up man and gagging him with pink underwear
Police say the Indiana woman has been charged with criminal confinement and domestic battery for allegedly tying and gagging a man because he was "talking crap."via (WSBT)

I Have no Idea How
Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search  

Ding Dong! 
A California family’s security camera caught some odd behavior one night, when a man they don’t know showed up at their front door early Saturday morning. Rather than trying to break in, however, he apparently decided to hang out and lick their doorbell–for three hours.

Settle a Score 
Police say a substitute teacher, angry over a complaint with the school she was working at, sabotaged a little girl’s birthday party by putting human fecal matter on tables and grills at a Sarasota park. to WWSB, 
 
It’s Called, Comfort Zone
‘Heavily intoxicated’ man enters wrong home, sleeps on dog bed with 150-pound Mastiff

 News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you can develop a severe case of bullet wounds.

A suspected burglar was shot and killed by the resident at his apartment complex
Police say their preliminary investigation shows a 41-year-old suspect tried breaking into an upstairs apartment. The 68-year-old man living in the apartment confronted the alleged intruder and then shot and killed him. Police are calling it self-defense.
“The 68-year-old resident feared for his safety, and he fired striking the suspect,” said CCPD Officer Travis Pace. KRIS TV