Its All in The Explanation
After being found naked on the side of the road, a Dudley man told police as he was arrested that he's a nudist who simply enjoys being naked.

Woman "playing mermaid" jailed on burglary charges, deputies say
According to the arrest report, she told investigators she was playing “mermaid” and swam up to the property. She also said she found a set of keys to the house and went inside where she began to “pretend to live there.”
 
'Pimps and Hos' Math Test Earns Eighth Grade Teacher a Time Out
A teacher at an Alabama middle school has been placed on administrative leave after it was discovered she distributed a questionable math quiz last Friday to her students that referenced gang-related activities like drive-by shootings, cocaine and prostitution. The teacher was also getting ready to retire this month.