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Police in Portland, Oregon, are looking for a man who walked into a pet store on last week and stole a snake by stuffing it down his pants. Video shows the man walking into the store. But on that day, the man got lucky, the snake was not very hungry.
10 Biggest Snowstorms of All Time Anyone who's ever lived in New England knows snowstorms well. Sometimes the weather forecast gives ample warning, but other times these storms catch us by surprise. Plows struggle to keep roads clear, schools are closed, events are canceled, flights are delayed and everyone gets sore backs from all the shoveling. Here is a list of the biggest snowstorms of all time. Mohammed Abad keeps getting screwed, and not in the way he wants. The 43-year-old Scottish virgin whose genitals were torn off in a car crash when he was 6-years-old is postponing a date planned this week for his first tryst with his new bionic penis after getting in yet another car wreck Thursday night,The Sun reported. Scientists May Have Just Discovered The Key To Halting Alzheimer's Brain inflammation plays a big role in the disease's progression. To the man I sat next to on the train: I am the gun owner you hate. A Massachusetts woman won a $1 million prize from the state lottery for the second time in 7 months.
Jane Hoyt of Lynn, Mass., was the first grand prize winner in the Massachusetts State Lottery's "$1,000,000 Holiday Bonus" game adding to her June 10 prize from the "World Class Millions" game. It really didn’t make much of a difference where you got your news from in 2015, the right, the left or the middle; you couldn’t help but know that 2015 was a bad year for Hillary in terms of her characteristic corruption coming to light: Democratic, Republican Identification, Near Historical Lows There are a few Universal Rules in Life, Don’t eat yellow snow, look both ways before crossing the street and don’t look down the barrel of a loaded gun. It looks like we now have another Universal Rule of Life, thanks to the failed cultural experiment that has occurred in Europe. Immediately conduct sensitivity training for all new immigrants: How New Year's Eve in Cologne Has Changed Germany Is the Failed European experiment now on the Brink? Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi prophesied Islamists would attack Europe in a 2011 telephone call with Tony Blair.The former Prime Minister has released details of highly unusual phone calls he made to Gaddafi as Libya descended further into chaos R.I.P David Bowie It’s just a Classic Love Story:
A man proposes to his girlfriend at a Walmart store, then the pair head out to the mall to do some shoplifting. The love birds were nabbed later in the day when police located the guy sleeping in the mall’s food court. The cops wake up the lucky guy, searched him, and find a bunch of goodies that were stolen from Spencer’s Gifts. Some of his newly acquired items included an edible thong, a sex toy, panties, and sex candy. Deputies also found the bride to be walking by herself in the mall. Ready….Set….Go…. A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43 after a dinner date. I'll bet he did not have any numbers in last nights lottery: Police: Intoxicated man shot in the genitals at Peoria apartment complex PETA is Busy as Usual Remember the monkey who managed to take a “selfie” with a camera owned by a British photographer? The photo became quite famous. Well the intellects at PETA have been busy again, clogging up the courts with their foolishness. They recently went to US court over the copyright rights for the monkey photograph, even though it was owned by the British photographer who also owned the camera. PETA went to court and requested the copyright rights be reassigned to the monkey. They also wanted PETA to be allowed to administer those copyrights “on behalf of the monkey”. Powerball Winnings = ???? …………………………. What Detoxing from Excessive Alcohol Use Does to Your Brain Americans name government as top problem facing U.S. in 2015: Gallup This is why Chili Dogs are always accompanied by Beer. Football fan's flaming backside extinguished by tailgaters' beers I wish I could say you get used to death. But I never do. It tears a hole through me whenever someone or something I have loved dies. It always leaves a deep scar. Sylvester, our cat died the other day. That final morning as I was looking into his eyes and feeling sick knowing this was the end, He just laid there looking directly back into mine with that expression of love and trust that I had grown to know. It was the same stare that and had melted my heart countless times over the course of his seventeen years on this Earth. Some may wonder how you can be so emotional about this, the loss of an animal. Those of you who have had a special relationship with a pet companion know the answer. Silvi was always a loving uncomplicated and happy little fellow. No matter how bad a day I may have had, how stressed or pissed off that I may have been, he was always able to cheer me up with his unconditional love. Sylvester was a house cat who never experienced a life outside. We rescued him as a kitten. He was a feral cat that had been born in the woods and destined to live a hard life. We took him home and after the trip to the vet for all his shots, we learned that It will take a long time, and a lot of patience to build a trust with an animal that would not normally have the genetic disposition to offer it back. In time, we were rewarded with a companion that would be right there at the door when we got home and happy to see us. I know he had a very good and comfortable life. I’m sad at his passing, but I’m glad to have had him in my life, I feel richer for it. Death is always very hard to process because of the raw emotions that accompany those stark realities. There’s sorrow, remorse but there is also the flood of fond memories. Most of us carry plenty of deep scars. But with those deep scars come the consolation that the love was that deep as well. Irish DNA originated in Middle East and Eastern Europe
Genome analysis shows mass migration of Stone Age farmers from Fertile Crescent and Bronze Age settlers from Eastern Europe was foundation of Celtic population The graveyard of moonbat failures known as MSNBC is on the rise, after a bunch of their lame shows were buried in 2015, presumably due to lack of interest: A New York company is preparing to market what it says is the world’s first kosher-certified marijuana.
Vireo Health of New York (“Vireo”), one of only five companies licensed by the New York State Department of Health to produce and sell medical cannabis, announced today that all of the company’s products produced in New York have been certified as kosher by the Orthodox Union (“OU”), the world’s largest and most widely recognized kosher certification agency. And speaking of Kosher......NYC Jewish Delicatessens: The Ultimate Guide Here's everything you need to know about New York's Jewish delicatessens, and the people that make them tick. Whatever it is, it isn’t Common Core
An Indiana Truck Driver attempted to drive a 30-ton truck over a bridge with a 6 ton weight limit: Mary Lambright, 23, was attempting to drive a 53-foot box trailer carrying 43,000 pounds of bottled water across the bridge to a Wal-Mart at the time of the accident. Of course it caused the bridge to collapse. She later admitted to Orange County Indiana Law Enforcement that she was unaware that the weight of the truck in pounds exceeded the bridge's limit of 6 tons Because you have made a difference in my life today: A professional Bank robber was nabbed after dropping paperwork with his name on it And because yours truly is also a truck driver, I can assure you that there are dumb asses everywhere. Today, I give you the opportunity to see for yourself that we do not all eat from the same truck stop. You deserve a smile today, The Ultimate Fails Compilation of 2015 The New York Times is reporting that Musicians Axl Rose and Slash will reunite and perform as Guns N’ Roses at the 2016 Coachella Music & Arts Festival in Indio, California. More Christmas time is always a wonderful time of the year. Then Christmas time ends and you’re stuck with a tree that you have mounted in your living room. When you finally get around to chucking that needle dropping pain in the ass – leftover out onto the curb….. just wait a minute and think about the possibility of fashioning it into a weapon instead. Because what the hell, you can never not have enough stuff! The Quadrantid meteor shower light up the sky on Sunday night. The Quadrantid meteor show will begin on Sunday night and peak in the early morning hours of Monday morning. The peak will occur just after 3 a.m. Monday and continue right up to first light. The Quadrantid meteor shower is much shorter than most meteor showers – it only lasts a few hours. During its peak, 60 to as many as 200 meteors can be seen per hour under perfect conditions. With that said, the Quadrantids will be one of the top meteor showers of the year—and certainly it’s a great show to catch if you can. This shower has the potential to be one of the biggest of the year as compared to the Geminids or Perseids (which have just a fraction of the Quadrantids numbers.) The Quadrantids can also be one of the hardest meteor showers of the year to spot. The problem is time. While most meteor showers have a few days worth of peak activity, the Quadrantids peak will be over in just a few short hours. If the weather is not in our favor, we will miss this very small window, and were out of luck until next year. |
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