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Rambo Style
A Maine man used a bread knife to kill a rabid raccoon that attacked his beloved dog. Charlie Weidman discovered his family's dog, Zeke, going head-to-head with the raccoon on February 21. In order to save his beloved wire-haired mixed breed pup, he used a dull 10-inch bread knife to slit the raccoon's throat. 

This Guy Should Never Stop Running
A woman allegedly shot her 2-year-old boxer after her fiancé refused to crack her back, according to Tarpon Springs police. The 27-year-old Florida Woman asked her fiancé to crack her back. He didn’t, so she went to the garage to get her problem solver, a 9mm Heckler and Koch semiautomatic pistol. Tampabay.com,

Upset over breakup, Fairfield student allegedly punches boyfriend in the nose
A college student in Connecticut landed in jail after she apparently didn’t take a breakup well, police said.

Sorry Friend
Georgia police raided a retired Atlanta man's garden last Wednesday after a helicopter crew with the Governor's Task Force for Drug Suppression spotted suspicious-looking plants on the man's property. A heavily-armed K9 unit arrived and discovered that the plants were, in fact  ????????