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You just can’t make this stuff up …………..Today’s Dose of Cultural Enrichment

Call Her Ms. Nasty
Woman farts in store, then pulls knife on offended customer

A Bad Day At The Office
A Drunken flight attendant passes out on plane, doesn’t know what city she is in, cops say

Can’t Touch That
A Louisiana woman allegedly caught with meth hidden inside her vagina said she didn’t know where the drugs came from, police said. Via Fox News:
 
Think she's laughing now?
A Washington woman thought it would be funny to put an octopus on her face and take a selfie.  It turned into a painful situation when the octopus bit her on the face and injured her with its venom.

Just A Wacker
NH Woman Used ‘Vampire Blood’ In Attempt To Pin Staged Attack On Neighbor, Police Say
 
Lord Love’s A Thinkin Man
Ohio bank robber caught after handing teller note with his name and address

Surprise You Stud
Basketball star banned after drug test shows him to be pregnant