Just a Bad Road Trip
A motorist ended up in hospital after he crashed his car when a deer forced him to abruptly swerve. It was during that ride through the forest that his girlfriend was pleasuring him orally from the passenger seat as they drove through the Waldviertel region in north-west Austria.
 
There is an important lesson to be learned from this story. Just like you should not be driving while texting on mobile phones, you should never allow sharp objects around your Johnson while driving through the forest.

Have a nice Day
Hawk throws snake at family eating lunch in Melbourne

You’re Not in Kansas anymore Hans
Man dumps beer over accordionist's head at Cleveland Oktoberfest

Beer Bottle Boomerang
A man has been charged with reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct
after a beer bottle that he threw from a car bounced back off pole and hit fellow passenger
The ringer has been charged with reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct.


And Last but not Least, Here's to Game Day and the Pork Butt that I started cooking/smoking at 10pm last night.